your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang, via whose-your-misha)

secretninjachild:

#can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night?

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via littlewolffenris)

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

(via dinosauryay)

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via davejade)

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wtfstuck:

wtfstuck:

why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game

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bluepac:

bluepac:

bluepac:

THIS GIRL JUST HAD A MINOR BREAK DOWN BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO GET A VOLLEY BALL FROM BEHIND HER IN THE POOL AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT NY CROTCH IN HER FACE

she won’t look at me now

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urltima:

sheeranal:

Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying

(via littlewolffenris)

zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

(via davejade)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baboushkat, via davejade)

svviffer:

i’m convinced that every teenager party takes place in space because in the pictures the backgrounds are just black with no features

(via davejade)

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

(via onedirectioncutefacts)

((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU))

(Source: ask-the-fishdick, via billsikes)

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but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on:

rosesgrowamongviolets:

witchyroses:

harleylikeaperson:

Marie Antoinette and her little sister

I get it

I finally get the joke

I don’t get it…..

They both lost their heads. 

OH GOD

(via choke-on-glitter)